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an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women
I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.
A british "wannabe champion" wrestler from Skipton UK. Signature moves include "Heat Slam" and "The Pitstop".
Has never defeated Damo Hellfire or won the YWF Championship title.
"it's mike heat!! the wannabe champion!"
"you what!!!!...eugggghhh"
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Mike T. Nichols II is an internet genius!
and he should unblock her immediately
bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️
When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.
Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.
Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!
F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."