There were a lot of Ethan friends at the cemetery.
Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
A long haired metal head who enjoys sex conversations. He loves the guitar and only uses it with the distortion filter on. Loving parents and tends to have the hottest brother
Person1: Did you see Ethan?
Person2: yes, I bet he has a hot brother.
Ethan I am pretty sure is not human. He looks like sid the sloth from ice age. he thinks hes funny but no one laughs at him and hes just a sad twat in the corner. he smells and has dirty finger nails
ethan: "look at me im shacking the toilet door because im really funny"
me: *kicks him in the leg*
ethan: *cries like a bitch on the bench*
super easily tilted when playing video games
man don't be an ethan when playing games
someone easily tiltable when playing video games
hey man don't be an ethan, it's just a game
Ethan is that speciel someone you always will love. no matter what he has put u through, you will always have a place for him in your heart. his smile lights up a room, he makes everyone laugh, and just so fun to be around. whenever im in his arms i feel so safe, never wanting to let go. he makes me so happy, day and night. i will always love him no matter how many times he takes my backpack, play fights with me, or just be a 'soab' in general lol. i love you ethan .
im in love with ethan
ethan makes me so happy