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Stadium of Norwich Shitty Football Club
I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*
Monivea Road, County Galway.
White trashy three year olds holding up the middle finger, running out from their home and cussing at their parents.
Parents couldn't control them for their fucking lives.
They see a car coming and they ride their fucking scooter out right in front of them. Do you want to fucking DIE??!!!111
The way them nasty children stare up their nostrils as if you're an endangered.
They are children in need of deliverance.
Have you ever been to Monivea Road?
Somebody getting neurotic about something and inviting others into their crazy thought process.
Guy #1: jen was tripping about kim saying "this place smells like a hospital." Then, jen started asking her friends to unfriend kim and take her side.
Guy#2: it sounds like jen is road tripping, asking all her friends to get in on her neurosis.
Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.
Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.
When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit
Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump
When someone hits it and leaves you for dead
Laid out like road kill after that dick down
An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked
postage stamp.
You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).
One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.
Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?
Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.