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When you are blinded by the flash from a camera against your will, i.e. at a bar when someone at another table has a camera and you get blinded by it.
Oh man, I can't see anything, I just got retina raped by that bachelorette party over there!
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It is when somebody or someone takes advantage of your money when they know that you have it.
Man1: My girlfriend discovered that I saved enough money to buy that white kicks so she threatened me a break-up if I didn't bring her to the movies.
Man2: sue her..
Man1: what for?
Man2: for financial rape, duh.
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Occurs when unwanted sunlight comes in contact with skin. Sun raping causes inflamed skin, projectile vomiting, and explosive diarrhea. Rarely hallucinations and hair loss are experienced.
Hey man, that sun raped me when I wasn't looking.
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when a single bachelor owns cats, plays with said cats, and then has scratches on arms and hands and looks like a freak of nature.
Coworker: Dude, what did you get into this weekend? What's with your rape hands, you sketch ball.
DudewithRapeHands: Oh, I just hung out, played with my cats and worked on some C+ programming.
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Ice rape occurs when one recieves a disproportionate serving of ice in an ordered beverage, thus decreasing the liquid content in the ordered beverage.
Ice rape is often a sneaky manuevar preformed by restaurants and fast food establishments to cut costs at the expense of the customer.
To prevent ice rape, one must often indicate a desire for, "half-ice," or, "just a little ice."
"The guy at Dunkin Donuts has ice raped me at least five times this week."
"Why does McDonalds consistently ice rape me?"
"I'm going to order half-ice this time so I don't get ice raped."
"This concert venue clearly has a policy of ice rape, as the bartender refused to give me half-ice in my gin and tonic."
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When somebody, usually who you don't like, forces you into a hug, usually by running up and almost strangling you into a hug and the only way to get out is to hug them back.
Brad: "So dude, last night that chick Maranda came up to me and gave me a hug-rape, so I was forced to hug her back."
Johnny: "Ewwww, nasty! She needs to learn nobody likes her."
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When a girl is forced to have an orgasm no matter what. May require bondage.
Did you see that video I sent of that Asian girl's orgasm rape? So hot!
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