When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
A smexy mf. My dad, not really but ehhhhhh. Very Tall Boi. We all love him cmon. We actually stan. Very cash money. I can't wait for him to be embarrassed. Almost as sexy as Matt Smith.
There should be a Midsommar gif somewhere for you boo. xo
Love you matt xoxo
Ahaa don't take that the wrong way its platonic booooo.
All jokes xo
Person: You know Matt W?
Me: Oh yes, he is very cash money, no?
Person: Uh yeah...
A video on instagram that is worth saving or taking a screenshot of. You can have several good reel pulls to build up a record but usually it is the first one that’s good. If you get more then 10 good ones in a row you got w algorithm.
Person 1: bro look at this real I pulled last night .
Person 2: w reel pull
5👍 1👎
the cutest sign to give to your crush
Person 1: Hey .w.
Person 2: What da sus
Unlike the N-word this is a word is only used by white people
Man your a W-word
The best human being you will ever meet in your lifetime. She is beautiful, kind, smart, and most of all determined. She will always try her best to get her way and will do anything for her family. If you ever see an Alyssa W. you should tell them they are amazing.
Raymond: woah There is a new girl in school named Alyssa W.
Ted: Holy Shit she already is a goddess.