drunk off the weed

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

tasty weed

weed smoked with a hooka mixed with flavored tobacco

"Damn I could go for some tasty weed"

jixy weed

have you seen a weed with something on it?
it is a helper weed

i saw a jixy weed under the plant

Whack your Weed

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

Bob weed

It's weed that makes you become bob that's it.

Here smoke some bob weed.

Weeding

The marriage between the two best looking people in discord; a virtual wedding between people that recently met each other in discord; weed can be found down the hallway in the 3rd room on the right

Lewis the priest: "Today we have gathered in this voicechannel to celebrate the weeding of Cookie and StripperSquirrel..."