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A great phrase that can be used to get people to shut up, and it ryhmes!
Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homeworck?"
Person: "Go fuck a duck"
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The name of the Asian in Sixteen Candles...
Yo, get over here Long Duck Dong...
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That one class in college that you become reluctant to attend later on in the semester. No matter what you do for the remainder of the semester, you cannot pass the class with a good grade. This is usually due in part to bizarre or unfair weighing on assignments by the professor.
Person 1: Ugh I don't feel like going to calc II today.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because of that one test I bombed earlier, the highest grade I can get is a 68 assuming I ace that final.
Person 2: Boy, what a lame duck class!
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The hottest ocean party that happens each summer off the coast of Westbrook, Connecticut at Duck Island. Absolute craziness, hundreds of boats raft up to each other and the girls are sexy. If you aren't there, you're missing out. Basically, it's just a reason for everybody to get hammered.
Go to YouTube and type in Duck Island Palooza to check out the videos!
"I got so dipped at Duck Island Palooza last summer...I couldn't even drive my boat home."
"I hooked up with so many girls at DIP this year...safe to say I got DIPPED!"
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An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.
Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.
When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.
Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*
It has a small pp and it sucks it’s own pp because it’s lonely
Oh look that small pp duck is sucking it’s pp