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Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.
Jordan is a Tall Sexy Mexican Guy who will always grab your attention no matter what
Who’s that dilf over their? that’s Jordan
Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal
“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”
Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.
Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."
Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
Jordan's are most shoes most niggas have Jordan's are mostly 180$ in size 4 260$ in size 10 most people have more than 1 pair of jordans
A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.
Person 1:Wanna meet Jordan he's some guy i just met
Person 2: no...