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blood donation

something nice to do for humanity, especially if you have a less common blood type, or a rare one.

go figure out your full blood type (what's your rh, do you know?), and donate. make it a cool bonding activity that you do with your friends, family, significant other(s), teammates or co-workers, for the good of others...then go brag about it online to make it even more popular, but also to feel better about your selflessness, get those virtual applause and boost your level in the merciless world of online presence.

this can also be a motivator to keep yourself healthier (read it how you see fit, focus on what matters). would you want someone to get bad blood? obviously not! do regular blood check-ups.

also, check before you donate if you can. sometimes you might not be the best person to do so, for example, if you have low blood pressure, just got a tattoo or other skin procedures (wait 6 months), smoke pot sometimes (get clean first, you have bigger issues, you are making your brain mush), take diet pills or other medication that you should not, etc.

blood donation impasse:

Doug: why should i give MY blood away? i need it.
Reason: coward!

by wokeup2this July 11, 2022


Pure Blood

Someone who’s parents are siblings

You sure are a pure blood.

by Spits September 17, 2021


Pure Blood

Someone that didn't take the convid 💩💉

Shaun: I don't feel too well ever since taking the jab, I've been getting heart problems.
Thomas: Yea I didn't get it because I have an immune system and didn't want heart problems. I think there's a new term going around for us unvaccinated, the call us Pure Blood's.

by UnvaxxedAssassin August 1, 2023


young Blood

a young kid under the age of 18 who is just lit and they ca't be told shit by nobody.

meaning don't try because they gon' cuss you out

your probably a blood

Aye wassup young young blood

my little brother is a young blood his teachers can't tell jackdiddlry squat (shit)
or a kid saying how many dragons are in the sky and someone saying zero and then saying that how many fucks they give (^_^)

by Etsavage May 12, 2018


Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's

Two dumbAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH gays who shared 1 singular cell of the brain.

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's rule the world.

by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022


blood toad

A word describing any uncanny character sprite in a retro video game, particularly from the Super Mario series.

That character sprite looks so weird and unpolished. What a blood toad.

by Zelefant May 30, 2019


Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011