Mike Talks like an Lady

Yes, microsoft mike actually talks like a lady lmao

In the davemadson studio lol
Microsoft Sam: Mike Talks like an Lady
Microsoft Mike: NO!!
Microsoft Sam: ye

Microsoft Mike: NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, MICROSOFT SAM I DO NOT TALK LIKE A LADY YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS *explodes lol*

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

Mike Dunn

Quite a man, loves his Nintendo (especially in more personal ways) a bit of a living meme

Mike Dunn

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

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Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

Big Mike

To rape someone

Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.

Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.

Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.