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A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.
I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???
UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
1) What Birdman does to you if you tresspass on his property (as sited by Wesley Willis)
2) When someone yells at you until you go crazy
"Birdman beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate
He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road"
--Wesley Willis (Birdman Kicked My Ass)
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In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.
Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.
Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.
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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!
Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?
Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
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Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.
Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
The power of rice crumples you!
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A term used when you gets pissed off at another person. It can also be determined as what you say when you horribly lose at your game.
(Its a beautiful day in tilted towers and there is a john wick in Trump tower) As john wick lurks in trump tower(He is at 50 HP).He is approached by a wild savage default and gets headshot for 69 damage.The young 8 year old boy who used his moms credit card and was playing john wick says "GO DIE IN A FIERY PIT OF HELL" and throws controller out the window and lands on that B*tch emily's cat.
A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.
Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"
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