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Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
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What you do the day after St. Paddy's Day when you didn't have the foresight to take the day off in advance.
Ugh last night was killer huh. You Calling In Irish??
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A fanboy who is a Call of Duty "gamer". Basically the worst human being to walk on Earth.
Vocabulary: Nigga, Fuck, Shit, (New player) sucks, etc. In other words, insults.
Also, one who is a corrupt fanboy is an uneducated idiot who speaks in double-negatives.
Me: Why the heck is someone talking smack on Team Fortress 2? And that guy is cussing uncontrollably.
COD Fan-Idiot: Shut up, nigga. Call of Duty is better than that Team Shitress 2.
Me: If you don't like it, then why talk smack on it?
COD Fan-Idiot: Shut the fuck up, nigga, ain't nobody got no time for you. Stupid niggerish nerd
Me: You Call of Duty Fan-Idiots disgust me.
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what your jackass boyfriend says and then plays x-box and calls you 3 hours later wondering why you are infact mad.
"hey babe call you right back"
.. 3 Hours Later
"Hey babe i love you, what are you doing?"
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the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
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When not remembering or knowing the name of and object or a human and nothing comes to mind u simply use this.also seething-a-ma-jig
"Hey gimme that what-chu-ma-call-it","oh this pen".
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Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.