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basically devo car crash was an event that occurred fairly recently. the absoloute meat head decided to rob a car and CRASHED IT! the absoloute melt put several lives at risk. #whatashitter #dontgetdroppedfromsca #devo.sca #scasfinest
devo car crash was a madness! devo is a shit dinger!
if u see her post a video of her making a heart on a foggy car window u lost
she just posted a a heart on foggy car window im gonna kill my self
Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.
Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?
Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.
I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.
The place where you keep things that you sell on the street.
Are you selling those tee-shirts out of the trunk of your car?
The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"
It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.