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The act of drinking semen through a chocolate flavored straw.
She didn't let him pull out, so he got his sippy straw and had a chocolate Milkshake.
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Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.
Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
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Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.
The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.
These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.
Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.
A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!
A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!
B- Me too!
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Bob's wife wouldn't let him stick it in the chocolate expressway.
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A man that enjoys stabbing another man in the butt with his pecker! The Zoro of the Choclate Swordsman is into multiple duals.
Hey, look at those dudes, they look like a couple of Chocolate Swordsman!
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1) Weak... soy... warm... 'hot' chocolate.
2) Nickname of someone who can't handle a normal coffee or hot chocolate.
You're so weak you ordered a Soft Chocolate?
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a chocolate sister is a girl's very good or best friend. they share their biggest love chocolate and eat it everytime they meet, because its their special connection!!
What kind of friend are you?
Who, Tessa & Me? Chocolate sisters obviosly
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