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The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.
I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.
The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.
"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
dad i got you this mug that says your the best ok dad in the world
A fathers past life before they met their mother. Often consist of badass stories of him and his boys running 2 mans and early age shenanigans.
“Dad what’s ur dad lure. “
“Son. I was a beast.”
When slicing a cake or pie, a dad slice is an inordinately large piece- somewhere around 1/4 of the entirety.
Jeez, that serving is a total dad slice!