A white, heterosexual guy, the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
Most likely to wear skaterclothes, but he doesn’t skate?!, thinks of himself as a player, slightly homophobic, proudly listens to techno and dutch rap.
Basically the embodiment of the white, male privilage.
*disclamer: vanilla isn’t disgusting, but it isn’t an existing flavour either…
Girl, don’t date that bitch: he’s a vanilla dick!!
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When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.
Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?
James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.
Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating
"He was really mule dicking her "
a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.
“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”
Bigger cock blocking best friend of slutty white girls. Queen cock block.
Her cock block game so tight she must be the "Dick Czar".
A penis that is rarely been washed and and has been in several sluts it may contain various sexually transmitted diseases.
"yo dawg i cummed inside 5 sluts last night and got a nasty dick"