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A bastardly looking Ginger who beats his meat all night long even though he is married. He finds more satisfaction in jerking off then boning a woman since he is heavily addicted to porn.
The Dirty-Lambo will generally show up to work, school, etc. looking extremely tired since he once again stayed up all night beating his meat to a computer screen.
"Look at that filthy looking dirty-lambo! No way am I shaking his fucking hand."
"Keep your dirty dick beating hands to yourself you fucking dirty-lambo."
"I think I am going to fire the new kid."
"Why"
"I have a suspicion that he is a dirty-lambo and that is whey he is tired all the time"
"I agree we should fire that stinky dick licking dirty-lambo"
The act of oral sex while dressing the penis in hotdog condiments and/or bun
I went home with this hog last night and she was hungry, so I opened up the fridge, pulled out some mustard , chopped some onions and gave her the Dirty Ballpark.
when a girl masturbates/ has sex so hard she farts and scares her partner away
“Damn man. I got a dirty perris last night, that bitch stunk.”
The act of jerking off and blowing your load on a ICE agent in the midst of being deported
I was totally getting sent back to Pakistan when I pulled a dirty murti
Taking a shit outdoors with no toilet paper, then dragging your asshole along the grass like a dog with worms to wipe.
I got caught out today, had to do a dirty Rhys when I went for my morning run
When you have a sexual fantasy to have sexual intercourse with an alien or in outer space.
“I just did a Dirty Zim with a hot cosplay chick”
Being the man who makes out with a woman who just finished giving him head after he just pulled his cock out of her ass
Whos that man she making out with over there, thats dirty bobbie