Rural Dictionary

Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.

I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.

by The all knowing I June 16, 2022

Dr Farouq el Barqy

Is a Relic of Engineering , teaching in this accursed field since 1960 to this current day , no one is unsure where or when Dr farouq emerged but he is now 80+ years and still lopking younger than most ,some may claim he is a geniune vampire as all the countries his visited has either fallen into deep economic or political distress the likely hood of which is Dr Farouq teaching Engineering mechanics

:I heard dr farouq el barqy is teaching you statics ?

:yess he consumed the soul of a student who answered wrong last time it was great

: ow , did anyone do anything ?

: nope we rather not

by The scribe of zomborok November 22, 2023

El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.

That El Shorts has seen some stuff.

by Locano May 01, 2013