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When a lady friend sleeps over and asks for a t-shirt, you give her one of your beastly cut off gym shirts. If done properly her breasts will protrude from the arm holes making it look like owl eyes.
I gave Ashley my gym shirt last night and she had a nice set of owl eyes.
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A particularly powerful magical gem that has the ability to reflect a budding dragonmaster with perfect clarity
I saw my reflection in the Dragon's Eye .
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whispering eye: vagina, pussy, the female organ that the male penis enters. (heard the term from the movie "Role Models")
oh man she had a smooth "whispering eye"
tell her you miss her "whispering eye"
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A whispering Eye is the southern most region of a woman that a man really cares about.
Frederick has not had physical contact with a Whispering Eye, ever. Frederick is "Untouched"
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The only unattractive sister out of a large group of sisters. It is as if sexual attractiveness is a roll of dice and the unattractive sister was unfortunate enough to role two ones, hence the "Snake Eyes."
1. Shit, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are so hot. Khloe is definitely the snake eyes of that litter.
2. Tyrone could have banged any one of Jerome's hot sisters, but he was so drunk he ended up with the snake eyes.
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(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.
note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
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According to a Marine DI, pink eye is caused by "direct ballsack to eye contact".
Recruit: Sir, this recruit has pink eye and needs to see the corpmans
DI: Really? You know how you get pink eye? Direct ballsack to eye contact.
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