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A condition of the anus encountered after the consumption of extremely spicey foods. Generally induced from cayenne, habanero and jalepeno peppered snacks and mixes. Condition does not occur until defecation afterwhich the anus will burn for minutes or up to a half hour or more depending on digestive system tolerance. Recommended treatments include ice cubes, medicated pads and rags with witch hazel, creams, ointments, and salves.
After consuming an entire can of Original Juan Spicy Trail Mix, Leroy experienced a firey ass explosion that burned like batter acid which resulted in a Cayenne Fire Ring that burned for several minutes until he shoved a wash rag soaked in witch hazel on his ass crack.
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true way to hate.If you could take 1,000 suns and combine their fire and intensity in one spot,you would then place this person, place or thing into that fire with no hesitation or remorse and enjoy watching that object ignite instantly. when your dislike for someone graduates to hatred, and you despise the site of this person, you " hate them with the fire of 1,000 suns.
john: hey jack whats your problem with wes ?, you look like you want to kill him !
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......
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A runescape player moderator who is known for having an expensive house and being lax. He currently has 99 Strength and over 50 million total experience.
Evil Fire J? Oh that mod that always hangs out in World 31.
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During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.
John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."
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a perpetual ring of simultaneous rape, where participants are forced to feast on curry and laxatives no more than 8 hours prior to a circle of justice.
ten men are charged for murder, their punishment is to participate in a ring of fire, which consists of the convicted being force fed laxatives and hot curry before participating in a circle of justice
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When a male fires a spurt of boiling hot semen into his woman's eye momentarily blinding her
Carl unleashed his fire spitting dragon on the unsuspecting prostitute reducing her to her knees.
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A drinking game where each player must chug an entire beer. First both players each place one end of a piece toilet paper in each others butt(perferably 5 squares in length) The middle of the toilet paper is then Lit. Each player must finish their beer before they can pull out the toilet paper and may not start to drink before the fire is lit. (Also known as Fire in the Whole)
Luc: hea Jon I hear you have a challenge in butt fire game?
Jon: Are you challenging me or is Chris?
Chris: no way in hell my ass hairs are burned from butt fire game last night.
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