I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

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Zoe with 2 dots over her E

A ginger jew who is Squasideon and thinks shes Flowsideon but has not achieved flofection. She is really pretty and has great hair.

Woah, is that....Zoe with 2 dots over her E?

Yes it is..she has great hair

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her ass is a spaceship I want to ride

I want to bugger her.

See buttseckz

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Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Her Clam

Fisting a girl with handful of M&M's and leaving them inside of her. Then having her stand up, over top of you, and push them out dropping into your mouth. Don't wait too long though, or it'll look more like 2 girls 1 cup.

I was right, it really melts in your mouth, not in her clam.

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Out of 10, i'd give her one

Used when you happen upon a particularly beautiful woman, and then skillfully using the 1-10 scale as a rating - you twist it into a different type of ending - with the meaning that you would like to fuck this woman.

Me - 'Oooh, u see that?'
U - 'Uh huh, thats real nice!'
Me - 'Rating?'
U - ' Out of 10? ... I'd give her ONE!!'

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her's were taped up and out of the way

A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.

Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!

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id let her pee in my face

A phrase used to describe a girls hotness

"damn did you see Hopes black g string sticking out of her pants, Id let her pee in my face just to see between her legs"

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