SWADED-J

a stoner / music maker that lives in wyoming

<<SWADED = SMOKE.WEED.ALL.DAY.EVERY.DAY>>
<<J = JESSE>>

dam did u see that hit swaded-j took befoure spittin those mad lyrics as he did a backflip off of a 3 sory building then hopped in his ride as police chased him away?...............................................................................................:<YEAH NIKKA IT WAS EXTREMELY AWSOME !!!

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J-Con

When one nigga tries to make another nigga flinch by faking him out with a pose of intimidation

"Yo I just J-conned the shit out of ogi"-Zach
"What the fuck is a J-con?"-Mac

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J-mort

a "J-mort" is someone who has very little knowledge with electronics. Ussally focuses mainly on farming and agriculture. Only found in merica

My dad is a real J-mort when it comes to texting.

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pb&j

To fuck a girl on her period using poop as lube

Eddie: "yo my girls on her period I cant have sex"
Chode Marco: "that dont matter give her a pb&j"

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J Balvin

Colombian singer destroyed by Puertorican singer Residente in a musical beef or a diss track composed by BZRP.

In the song J Balvin is defined as the following:
1-Bobolón or Dumbass
2-A copy of a clone
3-The Logan Paul of Reggaeton
4-Disloyal
5-Rascist
6-Priviledged
7-Badly raised by a frustrated influencer dad
8-A vegan salad because he has no eggs
9-Uncreattive because he has teams of people that write his rap/hiphop/reggaeton lyrics
10-All in all he is defined as a nicely packaged product by the latin american music industry to have some of the urban music genre market share

Dont be as fake as J Balvin; Dont be a vegan salad;

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J-Ridin

A form of ghost riding which requires an individual to get out of his (or her) car at an elevated speed and ejaculate on their windshield and get back in their car and turn on their wipers quicker than their friend in another car.

We went J-Ridin yesterday

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J-Beezy

the definition of gritty. the MAN that when he is with a group of friends he screams its mr. steal your girl! he is the rawest man alive. hes a dog! most people think the j in j-beezy stands for jesus! BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!!!!!!! G.F.C. when you see j-beezy and your with your girl you will be happy if he looks at her! JYEA its like that!

Person 1. DAAYMN you see that raw ass dude right there.

Person 2. BITCH THATS J-Beezy
person 1. you mean the best rapper alive?
person 2. JYEAH!

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