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Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.
You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..
Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless
Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????
He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.
Jack Daniel for the win-win.
My girlfriend caught me in mid stroke last night when I was in the jack rack, i could've died from embarrassment!
The Hottest Guy ever! He's sweet, kind, hot, sexy and Leonardo DiCaprio! What's not to love???
Girl #1: My boyfriend's a jerk
Girl #2: Too bad he's not Jack Dawson
Girl #1: I wish! He's everything you want in a guy!
The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.
The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.
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When tow truck drivers engage in abusive, predatory, tricky practices to snatch vehicles, that would be a "tow jack" or "tow jacking."
Watch out for that guy in the tow truck sitting at the end of the lot. If you leave the restaurant and walk across the street to mail a letter, he will tow jack you out of the parking lot the minute your foot steps outside the building.
Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.
My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.