John Cena

Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.

I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.

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John Dorian

Derived from Chundorian or (Chunder), the labelling for one to be intoxicated and or heavily vomiting due to the effects of alcoholism.

Conor: Jesus.
Trav: Chundered.
Ian: Absolute John Dorian.

Man 1: "Did I see you chundering last night?"
Man 2: "Absolute John Dorian'd it all night."
Man 1: "Delicious"

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Uncle John

A Person who is extremly nosey

Go away you Uncle John

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john pham

The Most Perfect human being.

Holly is a John Pham.

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John Terry

Fucking slippery cry baby,

John Terry was playnig football and fell over.

Tosser.

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John Mackey

The god of modern music composition.

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.

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long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

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