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Chilean monster cock

Chilean Monster Cock or more popularly known as hashtag #CMC, is an acronym affectionately used to describe the very impressive size and length of Chilean-American actor Pedro Pascal's girthy penis. It is now commonly used throughout many Pedro Pascal Facebook groups, but it popularity height was reached thru Facebook group *Pedro Pascal's Chilean Mistress Society*

There goes Pedro Pascal again, taking that delicious Chilean Monster Cock #CMC out for a stroll.

by Black Velveteen April 6, 2021

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Toilet Paper Monster

A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.

Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"

Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"

Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"

by Yew :-) August 17, 2011

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writer's center monster

the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.

The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!

by i love the WC October 14, 2007

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Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

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Monster energy miku

stupid ass mf on tiktok theyre smelly too

"monster energy miku stinks"

by Satan himself โค๏ธโค๏ธ October 26, 2020

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polynesian salad monster

a girl that is being extremely bitchy and acting depressed.

Guy: "What's up polynesian salad monster?"
Girl: "Nothing."

by studmuffinlsc May 22, 2011

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buh-gina monster

a widget... the most retarded smallest person in germantown.

I am talking to the Buh-gina monster on the phone.

by The Joseph February 20, 2005

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