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When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings
Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up
The art of masturbating with the help of fruit.
Guy 1:I alabama pop rocket all the time.
Guy 2: Same here!
When a football recruit bangs a cheerleader dressed as Nick Saban
Bro, I decided to go to alabama after a high quality alabama introduction.
The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.
When she’s eating his ass and he leaves a skid mark on her face.
She ate my ass so good I lost control and left her an Alabama Burnout.
The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs
That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise
Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.
Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup