To slap the shit out of someone.
Man, if you don't shut up...
I'mma knock five from your ass!
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Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.
Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.
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Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.
While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!
I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!
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The third and most epic of all the high-five days, reminencent of The return of the Jedi and Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 3, when those crazy turtles go back in time. It has a solid ring to it, and is intended to rally the spirit of severely fatigued concert-goers!
Alewishes: "Hey Ralph, what day is it????"
Ralph: "I don't know man, High-Five Friday."
Alewishes: "Naw, man."
Ralph: "uhhhhh, Super High-Five Saturday."
Alewishes: "Nope, don't think so????"
Together: "Super-dooper high-five sunday" *Slap hands YESSSSSSSSS!!!
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Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!
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A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
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a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.
I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle
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