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Eric Cartman had a legal contract saying that he could t-bag kyle in south park. but this was revoked by the government before it went through.
Cartman: kyle, you will suck my balls before this day is over!
Kyle: shut up fat ass, the government said that i don't have to
Cartman: kyle i will t-bag you!!
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Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.
Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag
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a $50 bag of weed, for the rich or elite potheads.
(JFK is the president on the 50 cent piece.)
...50 cent the Half Dollar, not rapper you idiot.
Equivalencies (hurts to do this but I know someone is confused):
5 Dime bags = 1 JFK bag
10 Nikel bags = 1 JFK bag
Dealer: Hello citizen, what can I get for you today? Nickel bag? Dime Bag?
L33T Smoker: Fuck that, hook me up with a JFK bag.
Dealer: That will be $50 kind sir, would you like paper or plastic?
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The sack that hangs between the males legs and swings in the breeze.
Did you get to suck his big yam bags? Nothing like the feel of yam bags slapping your ass during a good porking.
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simply : a male that likes to enjoy a refreshing, tasty scrotum..... ie. Steve Parkin
Stay away you bag licker, oh sorry, I thought you were Steve Parkin.
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latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.
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To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
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