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Ninjamuffin: Friday Night Funkin’ Week 7 isnt out yet
Man 2: Im gonna kill you
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Joe - hey Becky you tryna lemme hit that?
Becky - good night streaks !!
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A one-night friend is an internet friend that you stay up late to chat with, but ghosts you the next morning and never talks to you ever again.
A: 'I met a really great girl last night on discord! We have so much in common.'
B: 'Really? Have you talked to her today?'
A: 'No, she left me on read.'
B: 'That sucks, she's probably only a one-night friend'
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A game where a blue-haired midget simps for his demon girlfriend by rap-battling random people
Friday Night Funkin' caused Newgrounds to crash.
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booty call at anytime of the day, one that won't turn you down for anything. used in the song Late Night Automatic By Kevin Rudolf Ft. Three 6 Mafia
I called Brooke at 3AM for a booty call, while she was sleeping, she rolled out of bed and she my house in less than 5 minutes! I swear she's my late night automatic.
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When you and your homies are desperately horny for some pussy so you call up the late night cheese demons and book the appointment for the whores to chomp and suck the soul out of your meat
Hey rats wanna go get “late night cheese” with some dumb whores
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When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.
"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."
".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"
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