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distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 16, 2017

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When keeping it real goes wrong

Rockets vs. Lakers game 1.

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

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my first real crush was louis tomlinson

Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.

H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"

by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020


lmao they actually made it into a real thing

LMAO true

lmao they actually made it into a real thing succc

by madafakinpussydestroyer February 21, 2018

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Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.

1. Eye contact

2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek

4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout

6. Hickey on Neck

7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Makeout with shirts off

9. Finger / Handjob

10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy

11. Sex

12. Sex with role play

13. Threesome

14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club

P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.

P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro

by gutjop July 27, 2021

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Real Life Superheroes

Individuals inspired by the fictional comic book superheroes, which perform civic activities, public safety patrols, charity work and other pro social acts.

ABC News and NPR's Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! radio program interviewed Terrifica, a New York City-based woman who patrols bars and parties in an effort to protect inebriated women in danger of being taken advantage of by men.
The BBC reported on Angle-Grinder Man 2, a British self-described "wheel-clamp superhero" who uses an angle grinder to cut wheel clamps off vehicles in Kent and London.
CNN covered Mexico City's Superbarrio, who wears red tights and a red and yellow wrestler's mask. Rather than fight crime and corruption with violence, he uses his unique image to organize labor rallies and protests, and file petitions.
The Age described Polarman of Iqaluit, Canada, whose primary interests are shoveling the snow off sidewalks during the day, and patrolling the streets for criminals at night.
The Sydney Morning Herald interviewed Brokenman, a costumed Australian who created fake crime scenes with chalked body outlines to highlight his views.
The Detroit Free Press reported on Jackson, Michigan superhero Captain Jackson, who is an "officially sanctioned independent crime fighter." He and his team the Crimefighter Corps, regularly patrol Jackson's downtown area do volunteer/community work and report any crimes that they see.
Intake Weekly and FOX59 News interviewed Mr. Silent who regularly patrols the Indianapolis area along with his partner Doktor DiscorD. Comic book writer Warren Ellis Blogged about their growing superhero team called the "Justice Society of Justice".
WTOP news In Washington DC reported on Metrowoman who uses a superhero costume and identity to spread information on using mass transit and the ecological benefits of using public transportation in the Washington DC Metro region.
WTSP News did a story on Superhero, a police advocate in Clearwater, Florida who provides roadside assistance in a 1975 Corvette Stingray. The Canadian show "TV Made Me Do It" ran an episode about Superhero in November of 2007.
The Washington Post reported a story about superheroes Captain Prospect and Justice who are real life superheroes and members of the Capital City Super Squad in Washington DC.
Central Florida NEWS Channel 13 did a story on "Team Justice," a group of costumed superheroes giving Christmas gifts to the homeless.
The Twin Cities-based newspaper City Pages ran a story focusing on the general population of the Superheroes.
ABC's Nightline news program interviewed real-life superheroes Squeegeeman and Captain Xavier Obvious, who patrol New York City. The heroes have also been documented in Radar Magazine, Timeout NY Magazine, and HDNET's Deadline.
The Portland, Oregon-based newspaper Willamette Week“reported on Zetaman and his patrols consisting of seeking out the needy with gifts of food and clothing. This was later reported on the Portland-based ABC affiliate, KATU, and CNN.
The Salt Lake City-based newspaper, SLC Salt Lake City Weekly reported on the patrols of The Black Monday Society and the costumed identities of its team members Insignis, Ghost, Ha!, Oni, and Silver Dragon. FOX News Salt Lake City,Utah Ran a story on the Black Monday Society on 8/11/08 3
MSN.com did an article on the real Superhero Community on 8/6/08
The New York Daily News's online site did an article on three costumed superheroes patrolling NY on 10/9/08.

by The Real Life Superheroes November 5, 2008

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snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub

1. the best youtube video ever
2. a bunch of gamers coming together to dub the lines of sonic 2006 without reading a script or knowing the plot, there are no retakes and minimal editing

oh my god i love snapcube’s sonic 2006 real time fandub

by @toastedfish March 14, 2022