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When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
1. Referring to the average number of likes a facebook user will acquire for a standard post. Calculated as the total number of likes divided by the cumulative number of posts.
2. Social status defined by facebook popularity.
"My LPP (Likes Per Post) like totally went crazy this week after that picture I posted on facebook of me making out with Shakira"
The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.
"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."
You’ve paid off all debts. You don’t pay rent or a mortgage. You have no loans or leases. You have no credit card debt. You owe nothing except your normal monthly expenses of electric and gas, phone and internet, life, health and car insurance. And of course, all the goddamn taxes you must pay. It’s the good life!
After living a dream life buried with owing money up the kazoo I now suffer from post traumatic debt syndrome.
first take your buthole and suffocate the partner. Then when she wakes up roost her upon your dick while spinning her in the air. While she is spinning in the air upon your dick like a cork screw, place a doorknob in her buthole, knock her out unconsious, teebag her and then leave her unconsious. The deed is done.
Wow did you see Ezra do Beazy's "Post Oak Power Drill"?
Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating
After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).
That 5 second silence after you call a girl mommy where you sit in your own shame. Usually the silence is caused by the girl who probably is not very interested anymore. This clarity might bring feelings of worthlessness or failure.
Bro, I had the biggest Post Mommy Clarity (PMC) last night after I called her mommy for the third time in a row!