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1. to dry-hump
2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available
see also: huffing on my piece
a. "can one of y'all please tag in? this bitch is riding my fucking jock!"
b. if unger keeps riding my jock about this fucking project, i'm just not fucking coming in tomorrow.
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When a woman hikes up her dress and proceeds to squat over the face of a partner. The partner then in turn vomits up into her sweaty asshole. The vomit is then deflected back into the face of the partner.
This girl came over last night and hiked up her djellaba and she let me take a "Berber Bus Ride."
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Queensland Slang for the act of Sodomy, often used in conjunction with "Ride your neck" referring to the act of oral sex.
How would you like me to Ride your spine then when I'm done turn you round and ride that pretty neck of yours.
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when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
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the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank
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when a person drives around in his car with poo in his pants. Also know as, car crap, shit seats or diarrhea driver.
After eating a double cheese pizza on his road trip, Brad was excited about his successful attempt at a "poo my ride".
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it's a show with a bunch of motherfuckers who going to pimp someone's ride don't make me laugh. the people who's cars get pimped, do have money enough to do it by themselves. so that's a freaked out show.
xzibit is a strange looking motherfucker who fucks everyone that he sees.
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