talking ones penis and slapping it on someones forehead
shut yo mouth bitch before i doad slap you
2๐ 1๐
When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.
Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"
2๐ 1๐
when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)
you:hey bob!!
bob: what!!!?!??!
you:*mersa slap*
bob:GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!
2๐ 1๐
When you are about to eat food and it looks good as fuck
Broden:This bouta slap man
Riley:i know man
Aiden:jesus fuck this is good
2๐ 1๐
a small bald australian man who shouts "wow" alot
that nerd was a right dunn slap.....
2๐ 1๐
Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
2๐ 1๐
The gatling slap or gatling-slap is a series of blindingly rapid slaps, usually applied to the face.
Somebody told me he liked DmC: Devil May Cry's commentary on how society is corrupt and how Obama is just a puppet, just like every other ruler. He also told me that the Illuminati are behind everything. I subsequently gatling slapped him like a true boss. Like Big Boss.
2๐ 1๐