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A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
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Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".
Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
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other way of saying masturbate or jack off
Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.
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In most scenarios, it means to make love to a woman. Once in a while though, it will have a literal definition.
Guy One: "Dude, I heard you went out with Sally last night!"
Guy Seven: "Yeah man."
Guy One: "Were you malnourishing the baby snake?"
Guy Seven: "All night long man!"
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Usually a gorg. jared leto look a like. Usually seen slithering off to text message. Always jeepin and creepin (tlc reference). Very pretty but very sneaky. His beautiful head of hair could be lurking in the grass at any moment, ladies watch out.
That kid was cute but I could totally tell he was just a pretty pretty snake in the grass.
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Where you openly look for sex with people who have had a gastric bypass then proceed to go so deep you enter their stomach.
Holy fuck dude I definitely pulled a reverse stomach drain snake and it wasn't pretty or comfortable for my dick.
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To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.
LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.
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