to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).
It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.
Code name for smoking weed when you don't wanna get caught in a public place
EX: School, Work...Etc.
Bake some cheetos
When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.
"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"
When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women
yelling something too loud
pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud
What you say when asked to perform an especially arduous/lengthy/boring task on your significant other's "honeydew list".
It's a good idea to cultivate as many opposite-gender friendships as possible --- not only will all of those other folks feel happy and grateful for your spending "quality time" wif dem, but it will also probably provide you wif a number of willing helpmates, and so there will likely be more chances of your actually having someone else to turn to if your main squeeze occasionally says, "Let some other honeydew that".
When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is
Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!
Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it
To spend time with funny people.
"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."