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When someone has an urge to have a form of sexual intercourse with a celeb who is normally older (by 40 years plus) or has a drug addiction, or if needs be plays the harmonica! They also have in their names... Alfie, Weller, Carl (Carlos) and Pete.
(e.g. "oh look their she is again the rapist of the stars humping him silly, poor poor Weller, will his heart hold on")
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When you are engaged in anal sex and the girl farts, sending a burst of air up your urethra, exploding your testicles like the Death Star.
I had to get testicular implants after my girlfriend gave me the Death Star last Taco Night.
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chick who is so talented in the sack she should be in movies but alas, draws the line at gettin paid.
yo I dated that bitch, she is a real nookie star, she's got some killer moves
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The American Anthem Is Stars and Stripes Forever
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someone who like to pound brown stars is a brown star cowboy
donald is a brown star cowboy case he lieks the brown star
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Five star bitch, redbone so thick, long hair dont care, derion outfit, she go to church every sunday, she a teacher at the school, we did it big last night, i had her drunker than a fool, she gave me a call say she couldnt go to work, I told her come and let me put a couple hundreds in her purse, now thats a five star bitch.
Man I hit dis bad lil shawty last night, im tellin ya dog, her pussy sit up like a mango dog, she was a five star bitch
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I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?
Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher
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