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It's non penetrative sex. The man puts his penis between the other person's thighs and fucks.
"Yesterday I had intercrural sex with Josh."
"Oh, why?"
"He didn't want me to fuck him in the ass, so I fucked him between his thighs."
"I have to try it too."
"Yeah man, you should."
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The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”
Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.
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Sexual intercourse, but every moan is the word bruh.
Yeah bro, I took her home and we had bruh sex
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The act of lighting up a cigarette, smoking the whole thing, then using the dying embers on the cigarette butt to light up another.
Chain smoker: I was so stressed yesterday that i had butt sex six times in one sitting while smoking my camels.
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The immediate feeling after a particularly great romp in the sack, where you are dizzy, lightheaded and find it difficult to walk.
OMG, I was so sex drunk last night that I walked into the door when going to the bathroom.
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1.The act of penetrating someone anally.
2. Peter Griffin's campfire song!
There once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail , and they discovered they could sleep with another male , they were havin' butt sex...cowboy butt sex.....
Sodomyyyyyyyy , sodomyyyyyyy.....sodomy.
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Sex Ghost:
A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.
The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.
Girl: I had a one night stand last night...I think. ..
Friend: you think? Well who was he?
Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.
Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?
Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.
Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!