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When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!
Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
a short, homophobic douchebag.
wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.
Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)
1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”
a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.
2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!