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In the episodeof Spongebob when Mr. Krabs gets his house painted, Mr. Krabs discreetly says this phrase when saying to the boys, "The TWO O' YOU get to the paint the inside of me house."
Hey Bill, wanna die?
Hell no silly, just gettin' ready to paint the inSODOMY HOUSE!
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A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.
Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!
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Residence belonging to a gender-neutral cell or organism.
This cell reproduces more rapidly within the confines of hor house.
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when a group of about 12 teenage boys, usually from a private school, gets together around a table with a waffle in the middle, and masturbate to it. they have to cum on the waffle as fast as they can, because the last person to jizz on it must eat the waffle.
Steve: So who went to the waffle house last night?
John: The golf team.
Steve: Who lost?
John: Krishnan. It was fucking disgusting.
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This is similar to an armchair quarterback, all talk and no action.
Tyler was a typical coffee house revolutionary, all radical talk with no chance of action!
(Jamaican)
Any situation that will result in commotion with a person or take a bad turn quickly.
Hmm right now when Jorgy gets back ah hell and powder house. Look how you damaged the crops in the yard.
The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan
Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest
He needs to touch grass