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A bum that sucks at basketball
Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)
Jordan is an absolute mad lad, he is extremely good looking, a sex machine and an allround a great person.
That guy over there is such a jordan
He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.
Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot
Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much
A salty fatherless bozo who needs to stop simping and touch grass
L+ratio+felloff+Jordan
a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches
Jordan is a bitch.
Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".
Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.
Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.
He's the Jordan of his class.