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A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)
Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.
Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan
Last night I gave my girl a Wisconsin cookies and cream.
A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.
I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.
The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates
Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!
Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!
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best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!
"im an almond cookie simp!"
"cool! me too!"
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Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs
YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints
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Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"
I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.
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