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When you want to die you commit power button
When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her
Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way
The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.
I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.
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Using ones cleavage to distract/manipulate someone as a means to achieving a greater objective.
Hero: We're so close. If only there were some way to get passed that guard, then we could save Christmas!
Heroine with spectacular breasts: Seriously, is that all? Hey guard! Yeah, do you think this dress is too low-cut?
Generic guard: I can see the face of god.
Heroine: Ok, I think he's distracted.
Say, didn't you used to have two kidneys?
Yeah but some chick was pulling a power girl on me and stole one when I wasn't looking.
I would totaly tap the Power Puff Girls.
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The powers posessed by most gay men that allow them to: remain perpetually stylish in appearance; keep a beautifully decorated home; know just the right drink for the occasion; etc.
The Queer Eye fab five have amazing magical fag powers.
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The abuse of an online forums moderating, usually by most or rarely one of the sites moderators.
"After looking at the posts that he deleted I happen to agree with what he's done. The posts you made look like you're trying to get the 15 posts needed to be able to post links. They'll stay deleted." -Arcanine
"Fuck you, and your Power Hungry Moderating.." -Professor_Ash
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