alternate version of "when pigs fly"
"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group
"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."
A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
Take the Ottis the cow
When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.
Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"
"Have you ever met such a vile cow before!"
"Yes, I met harry styles on the street."
It’s a very fat person that is in a tie-dye jumpsuit that flicks you off at a target parking lot driving the opposite way bc they are scared of u
That tie-dye cow is flicking off my 16 year old.