I don't want to ruin our friendship

Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Also see I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

'Would you go out with me?'
'I would, but, I really don't want to ruin our friendship..'

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Tell Me Something I Don't Know

TMSIDK is the abbreviation of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. To show sarcasm at the obvious.

Person 1: "It's raining out"

Person 2: "Tell Me Something I Don't Know"

Can also look at sites like www.tmsidk.com for more info.

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don't pank on my tong pound

a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."

While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.

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Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

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Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger

A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"

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Don't you have something to mop up?

A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.

Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!

Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?

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Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger

A burger that comes with creme fraiche

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger, it comes with creme fraiche!"

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