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A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.
Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!
When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.
A large prick, with blue vascular veins.
Hey Baby, wanna check out my Blueveinian Sausage?
To define a uncircumcised male.
Companion: Do you know that guy dave
You: Yeah
Companion: He has a hooded sausage
Huge penis but with 2 other words
Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.
Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
A man whom loves sausage(generally a human penis). He worships it all day and will never give up if there is a sausage possibly going.
Oi Dave Smith, that guys done nothing but look at you, what a Sausage Basher!