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When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.
Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.
A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.
I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!
When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.
Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.
Condimenting the male genitalia with ketchup, mustard, and relish for another person to enjoy.
Dude, my girl only likes blowing me if I have a Pembroke sausage.
A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".
I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs
Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.
You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.
You: Okay.
You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.
Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.
You: OMG! So true