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Very weak and shitty country, it has the worst currency and economy in the world and it always gets fucked by its neighbours
Average Turk: Turkey is the strongest country in the world inshallah
Average Bulgarian: Kys rezak
A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
Turkey guts is when your partner has the runs, yet still wants to do anal.
“Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.
"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.
When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!