A person that seems like they can not obtain any bitches.
"Paul is such a Jackson Gibbs he can't pull a single girl for his life!"
Jackson James Rowe is a cool guy and friend who plays fortnite to pass time
Person 1: Im gonna hop on fortnite because im cool.
Person 2: Yeah you are you're a total Jackson James Rowe.
Jackson's are hot (see: jackson, dump-truck ass) but what happens when someone's a Jackson Jackson?? You double all the attributes of Jackson. Sexy, caring, hot, gentle, funny, creative, otherworldly attractiveness - all doubled. He's got amazing abilities and a magic demeanor that sweeps you off your feet. Jackson Jacksons can do anything they want in this world. Beautiful people who take your breath away and if you're lucky they'll bless you with a love that lifts your heart and make it sing. If you have a Jackson Jackson in your life, you are one lucky b.
Haskell: Omg is that Jackson Jackson? He is so god damn attractive. And a true artist.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.
Mariella is the sweetest most beautiful, gorgeous and stunning person in the whole world; she is caring, sweet kind and very sexy. ;) She has a high chance of being a gamer girl and if so she is 100x hotter. She always knows where she is going in life. She is very intense and strong on the outside but on the inside she a soft girl who is just *muah* and I love her very much!
wow, thats a Mariella Jackson!!
this ones a gamer girl so she's extra sexy!!
oh shit my pants came off!!
Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.
A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.
I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.
1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.
2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.
Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.
pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick