Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.

"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.

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Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

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some one-legged hobo

Everyone's scapegoat.

"Mr. Hearst, how could you?!"
"I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."

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2 legged queef factory

A derogatory name for a female

Im not gonna take no b.s. from this 2 legged queef factory

accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.

"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."

sticky legged hermit crab

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.

Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?

Doggy Leg Short-Squirt

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.

Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"