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A person whom is both; Fat and over weight, as well as soft and bitch-made.
That Nigga Liam is a real Sandwich ass Nigga under pressure! I always need to bail him out during matches!
Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.
you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?
A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
the ledge part of a girls ass just under the cheeks, the more over hang and perky it is the more of a cliff hanger it is!
2 guys
guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!
guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!
Insult often used by unbased people to describe someone who is actually based. People who use this as an insult often have an IQ below zero. The words "ass apple" are used by people who love to practice "rolling down in the deep".
nikki - Ass apple is back
Mat-r - AHAHAHA Ass apple, btw nikki wanna do the rolling down in the deep?
nikki - SURE !!!!!!!
A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.
A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.