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Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
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something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
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You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.
B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later
When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.
She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.
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I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes
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A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.
Scout: Aw, I love my ball.
Heavy: COWARD!